As part of my son’s birthday celebration I had lunch with him and his classmates in the school cafeteria. I asked on classmate, “Are you reading any good books?”
She replied, “Judy B. Jones, but there are a lot of bad words.”
She continued, “Like stupid.”
Another classmate quickly added, “Sometimes my dad says ‘douchebag'”
I snorted my PB and J and had to bury my face in my sleeve as if I was coughing.